London mum, aspiring writer and amateur illustrator. Hopes to navigate through motherhood without losing herself. 
I love Google Suggest. Before you even typed in half of your query, Google ‘knows’ what you are after…
Mum has certainly not gone to iceland!
And I want to see that yearbook!
A cocktail? Oh yes! A drinky poo? WTF?!
So we have 3 times alcohol, one therapy and one coffee suggestion. Do you really think a coffee SONG will do the trick?
Where has the booze gone???
Dear, if you want your mom to wash your underwear: don’t tell Google!
How to get pregnant? Well, bees and birds and flowers…
Yes, why DO babies have mothers? Don’t they come in single packs?
Was there a first internet? And what happened to #2 and 3?
Ok. You can make your period stop by getting pregnant. For how to get pregnant, see above. You can tell that you are pregnant once your period stopped. And no, you are not going to lose weight fast.
You? Why me?
Hahaha.
Women are moody, because men are selfish, unfaithful breast-obsessed bastards, you idiot!
Wouldn’t you too turn into an obese cookie monster with a moody mum and an idiot dad?
Why do I get the feeling that babies have not been taking part in this survey?
This post was inspired by an article in the Daily Telegraph. Have a go at it yourself. I think it is hilarious!
Google Suggest has me cracking up
Hehehee! Very funny!
Particularly like ‘why are men’.
Very funny. I’m not sure I want to meet the Googling millions, though.
So funny!! I love the Mammy wants to run away!! That was the inspiration for my blog, in fact I may consider changing the name to Mammy wants to run away!
That was because of me, by the way, typing – Mummy needs alcohol… Mummy needs a drink… Mummy needs wine… over and over every day.
That is brilliant – off to have a play (not that I need more ways to waste time you understand but hey !)
Hhmmm, wonder what the horn things is all about. Scary.
I love, 264 million people have asked Google how can I make money. If only it was that easy…
Jee, I had to stop reading half way through as I burst out laughing (loud) at a rather inappropriate time and place!
Well I know what I’m going to be doing all afternoon…
How have I not read your blog before? It’s brilliant!
(hello by the way)
P.S. What’s a soompi?
He He! Loved these!! What a great way to waste (I mean, spend) some time! May have to try it! And thank you so much for my Zombie Chicken award you lovely MM! Will be posting it up next week! x
There is a book called “Click” that talks about this sort of stuff. It’s rather interesting. It talks about how one can find out so much about people and society by tracking what they search for on the internet.
Award for you at my place!
What brilliant blog fodder. We may never have to think up post ideas again!
Are women really not allowed on submarines?