London mum and wannabe illustrator. On a mission to find a decent way into motherhood without losing herself. 
No smoking. Now, really, absolutely no smoking! Ok, here’s the ashtray.
As spotted on a Lufthansa Boeing 737.
Mixed messages
Archive for the ‘Nonsense’ Category
Mixed messages
Careful ladies, it’s lurking within!
Flipping through the pages of my favourite magazine, I stumbled across an advertisement for Halle Berry’s first scent. A beautiful picture of a beautiful woman. Admittedly, I don’t understand celebrity endorsed perfumes. I mean, who wants to smell like someone else? But what really caught my attention here was the claim:
It’s daddy’s turn
Monday, Oct 26th, 2009 by Met Mum | 9 Comments
Filed under: Nonsense | Tags: baby, rolemodels, yummy daddies
Filed under: Nonsense | Tags: baby, rolemodels, yummy daddies
Being a mum is a dirty business: Runny poos, stinky poos, small poos, big poos. We’ve seen it all, smelt it all and got over and done with it. So why is it, that our so called strong men make such a fuzz about it?
Pah! Douchebags!
It’s daddy’s turn
The misbehaving husband
Just in case you thought a trip to the supermarket with kids would be exhausting…
Thank you Derrick Soo at Net Buzz for spotting this! And I promise to leave him at home next time.
As soon as my back ache is under control again, I promise to stop pulling up more nonsense. But for the time [...]
Alcohol can cause pregnancy
Ever wondered what got you into all that trouble?
Alcohol can cause pregnancy
Google Suggest has me cracking up
I love Google Suggest. Before you even typed in half of your query, Google ‘knows’ what you are after…
Hotsling baby carrier to give away. Attention: only for the seasoned user
Sunday, Aug 30th, 2009 by Met Mum | 19 Comments
Filed under: Mummy stuff, Nonsense | Tags: baby, motherhood, yummy mummies
Filed under: Mummy stuff, Nonsense | Tags: baby, motherhood, yummy mummies
Hotsling baby carrier to give away. Attention: only for the seasoned user
When I was pregnant with little L, I envisioned myself as one of those boho style mummies: long hair floating in the wind, wrapped in a poncho, baby L snugly propped into her baby pouch carrier.
That’s why I am not on Facebook
Better be careful, guys!
When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do is…
Feeling blue…