Category Archives: Nonsense

I write like Ernest Hemingway

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Met Mum

I write like Ernest Hemingway. Says website I write. Their innovative and technologically advanced analysis tool evaluates your writing style and gives a pretty *coughs*  accurate account of which famous writer you are comparable to. Ernest and me. Like two peas in a … Continue reading →

Posted in Blogging, Nonsense | Tagged | 23 Comments

A rock’n royal wedding

Posted on April 28, 2011 by Met Mum

Once upon a time, there was a prince, a very patient girl and a wedding date. The patient girl was said to have waited so long for her prince to pop the question, that once she had properly ball-and-chained the … Continue reading →

Posted in London, Nonsense | Tagged , | 19 Comments

Kougar town

Posted on March 14, 2011 by Met Mum

For all those who have had enough of Ann Summers’ tacky pink plastic toys. For all those who think Bob the Builder is hot, hot, hot. And for all those who need more than a pick me up to get … Continue reading →

Posted in London, Nonsense | Tagged | 18 Comments

…and after

Posted on March 7, 2011 by Met Mum

Just because you were asking: Enjoy the first days of Spring. Finally! PS: The problem with doing your hair is that I now feel like I should wear makeup. Duh. That was not the plan! Tweet

Posted in Beauty, Nonsense | 26 Comments

Roll up!

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Met Mum

Ever wondered what happened to heated rollers? Wonder no more… I have sent Big M on a trip to self-discovery, a bit of grounding and a lot of yoga in Thailand (I know, what was I thinking), the babysitter has … Continue reading →

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Random observations: London – Dusseldorf and back

Posted on January 8, 2011 by Met Mum

My swanky lifestyle* required me to travel to Dusseldorf last week. This is (kind of) a travel report. In pictures. And colour. The journey started off rather civilized with a meal and a glass of Sauvignon Blanc. Boozing for lunch? … Continue reading →

Posted in Nonsense, Travelling | Tagged , | 31 Comments

Job vacancy

Posted on October 26, 2010 by Met Mum

Only if you have the right experience… Tweet

Posted in Nonsense | 12 Comments

Advanced Parenting

Posted on September 19, 2010 by Met Mum

I admit it. I am a crap parent. The philosophy by which our daughter is raised follows the principles of PLR (The Path of Least Resistance), i.e. I am trying to make it as easy for myself as it can … Continue reading →

Posted in Mummy stuff, Nonsense, Weaning | Tagged , , | 32 Comments

Feeling ratherish in the tail department

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Met Mum

If the airplane machine head flies heading up excessively, please ratherish get down the airplan tail department press. If the airplane flies the opportune moment head gets down to wash, please ratherish heading up the airplane tail department lift. Must drink … Continue reading →

Posted in Nonsense | 9 Comments

My lovely (lady)garden

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Met Mum

I am not sure I got the message right here. Please tell me it’s not just me. Tweet

Posted in Gardening, Nonsense | 27 Comments