London mum, aspiring writer and amateur illustrator. Hopes to navigate through motherhood without losing herself. 
If the airplane machine head flies heading up excessively, please ratherish get down the airplan tail department press. If the airplane flies the opportune moment head gets down to wash, please ratherish heading up the airplane tail department lift. Must drink less. Must drink less. Must drink less. Feeling ratherish in the tail department
Archive for the ‘Nonsense’ Category
My lovely (lady)garden
I am not sure I got the message right here. Please tell me it’s not just me. My lovely (lady)garden
Cunning marketing plans
Tempted, anyone? Maybe not such a first class idea after all… Cunning marketing plans
Internet opening hours
It’s about time they have introduced internet opening hours. I might introduce them on my blog soon. It just makes an awful lot more sense. Should I just take lunch off or should I close shop all afternoon? Internet opening hours
The worst political campaign ever?
Despite the little bras sign on our front door, saying ‘No Junk Mail’, I found this oeuvre cramped into our letter box: The worst political campaign ever?
Mixed messages
No smoking. Now, really, absolutely no smoking! Ok, here’s the ashtray. As spotted on a Lufthansa Boeing 737. Mixed messages
Careful ladies, it’s lurking within!
Flipping through the pages of my favourite magazine, I stumbled across an advertisement for Halle Berry’s first scent. A beautiful picture of a beautiful woman. Admittedly, I don’t understand celebrity endorsed perfumes. I mean, who wants to smell like someone else? But what really caught my attention here was the claim:
It’s daddy’s turn
Monday, Oct 26th, 2009 by Met Mum | 9 Comments
Filed under: Nonsense | Tags: baby, rolemodels, yummy daddies
Filed under: Nonsense | Tags: baby, rolemodels, yummy daddies
Being a mum is a dirty business: Runny poos, stinky poos, small poos, big poos. We’ve seen it all, smelt it all and got over and done with it. So why is it, that our so called strong men make such a fuzz about it? Pah! Douchebags! It’s daddy’s turn
The misbehaving husband
Just in case you thought a trip to the supermarket with kids would be exhausting… Thank you Derrick Soo at Net Buzz for spotting this! And I promise to leave him at home next time. As soon as my back ache is under control again, I promise to stop pulling up more nonsense. But for [...]
Alcohol can cause pregnancy
Ever wondered what got you into all that trouble? Alcohol can cause pregnancy