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		<title>I write like Ernest Hemingway</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/06/i-write-like-ernest-hemingway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 08:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write like Ernest Hemingway. Says website I write. Their innovative and technologically advanced analysis tool evaluates your writing style and gives a pretty *coughs*  accurate account of which famous writer you are comparable to. Ernest and me. Like two peas in a &#8230; <a href="http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/06/i-write-like-ernest-hemingway/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>A rock&#8217;n royal wedding</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/04/a-rockn-royal-wedding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 14:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there was a prince, a very patient girl and a wedding date. The patient girl was said to have waited so long for her prince to pop the question, that once she had properly ball-and-chained the &#8230; <a href="http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/04/a-rockn-royal-wedding/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kougar town</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/03/kougar-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 21:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For all those who have had enough of Ann Summers&#8217; tacky pink plastic toys. For all those who think Bob the Builder is hot, hot, hot. And for all those who need more than a pick me up to get &#8230; <a href="http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/03/kougar-town/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230;and after</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/03/and-after/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Met Mum</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just because you were asking: Enjoy the first days of Spring. Finally! PS: The problem with doing your hair is that I now feel like I should wear makeup. Duh. That was not the plan! Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Roll up!</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/03/roll-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/03/roll-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Met Mum</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[slummy mummy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered what happened to heated rollers? Wonder no more&#8230; I have sent Big M on a trip to self-discovery, a bit of grounding and a lot of yoga in Thailand (I know, what was I thinking), the babysitter has &#8230; <a href="http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/03/roll-up/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Random observations: London &#8211; Dusseldorf and back</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/01/random-observations-on-travelling-london-dusseldorf-and-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 18:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Met Mum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My swanky lifestyle* required me to travel to Dusseldorf last week. This is (kind of) a travel report. In pictures. And colour. The journey started off rather civilized with a meal and a glass of Sauvignon Blanc. Boozing for lunch? &#8230; <a href="http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2011/01/random-observations-on-travelling-london-dusseldorf-and-back/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Job vacancy</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/10/job-vacancy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 08:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Met Mum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only if you have the right experience&#8230; Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Advanced Parenting</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/09/advanced-parenting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/09/advanced-parenting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 12:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Met Mum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit it. I am a crap parent. The philosophy by which our daughter is raised follows the principles of PLR (The Path of Least Resistance), i.e. I am trying to make it as easy for myself as it can &#8230; <a href="http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/09/advanced-parenting/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Feeling ratherish in the tail department</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/08/feeling-ratherish-in-the-tail-department/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/08/feeling-ratherish-in-the-tail-department/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 09:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Met Mum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the airplane machine head flies heading up excessively, please ratherish get down the airplan tail department press. If the airplane flies the opportune moment head gets down to wash, please ratherish heading up the airplane tail department lift. Must drink &#8230; <a href="http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/08/feeling-ratherish-in-the-tail-department/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>My lovely (lady)garden</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/07/my-lovely-ladygarden/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/07/my-lovely-ladygarden/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 18:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Met Mum</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gardening]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not sure I got the message right here. Please tell me it&#8217;s not just me. Tweet]]></description>
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