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		<title>Feeling ratherish in the tail department</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 09:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the airplane machine head flies heading up excessively, please ratherish get down the airplan tail department press. If the airplane flies the opportune moment head gets down to wash, please ratherish heading up the airplane tail department lift. Must drink less. Must drink less. Must drink less. Feeling ratherish in the tail department]]></description>
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		<title>My lovely (lady)garden</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 18:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not sure I got the message right here. Please tell me it&#8217;s not just me. My lovely (lady)garden]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cunning marketing plans</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 07:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tempted, anyone? Maybe not such a first class idea after all&#8230; Cunning marketing plans]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Internet opening hours</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/03/internet-opening-hours/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s about time they have introduced internet opening hours. I might introduce them on my blog soon. It just makes an awful lot more sense. Should I just take lunch off or should I close shop all afternoon? Internet opening hours]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>The worst political campaign ever?</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/03/the-worst-political-campaign-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the little bras sign on our front door, saying &#8216;No Junk Mail&#8217;, I found this oeuvre cramped into our letter box: Could this be the worst political campaign ever? I mean, &#8216;It&#8217;s Bridget or Labour&#8217;? Really? Somebody seems to dislike that woman. Alternatively, they could have used  &#8217;It&#8217;s this old toad or Labour&#8217; or [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mixed messages</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2010/03/mixed-messages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No smoking. Now, really, absolutely no smoking! Ok, here&#8217;s the ashtray. As spotted on a Lufthansa Boeing 737. Mixed messages]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>Careful ladies, it&#8217;s lurking within!</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2009/11/halle_berry_perfume/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flipping through the pages of my favourite magazine, I stumbled across an advertisement for Halle Berry's first scent. A beautiful picture of a beautiful woman. Admittedly, I don't understand celebrity endorsed perfumes. I mean, who wants to smell like someone else? But what really caught my attention here was the claim:]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>It&#8217;s daddy&#8217;s turn</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2009/10/its-daddys-turn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being a mum is a dirty business: Runny poos, stinky poos, small poos, big poos. We&#8217;ve seen it all, smelt it all and got over and done with it. So why is it, that our so called strong men make such a fuzz about it? Pah! Douchebags! It&#8217;s daddy&#8217;s turn]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>The misbehaving husband</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2009/10/the-misbehaving-husband/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in case you thought a trip to the supermarket with kids would be exhausting&#8230; Thank you Derrick Soo at Net Buzz for spotting this! And I promise to leave him at home next time. As soon as my back ache is under control again, I promise to stop pulling up more nonsense. But for [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Alcohol can cause pregnancy</title>
		<link>http://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2009/10/alcohol-can-cause-pregnancy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Met Mum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered what got you into all that trouble? Click the link below. You know you want to! AlcoholWarning_MMH2 Have a great weekend, my lovelies. And stay away from the tequila&#8230; Alcohol can cause pregnancy]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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