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London mum, writer and amateur illustrator. Hopes to navigate through motherhood without losing herself.
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Category Archives: Nonsense
Cunning marketing plans
Tempted, anyone? Maybe not such a first class idea after all… Tweet
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Internet opening hours
It’s about time they have introduced internet opening hours. I might introduce them on my blog soon. It just makes an awful lot more sense. Should I just take lunch off or should I close shop all afternoon? Tweet
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The worst political campaign ever?
Despite the little bras sign on our front door, saying ‘No Junk Mail’, I found this oeuvre cramped into our letter box: Tweet
Mixed messages
No smoking. Now, really, absolutely no smoking! Ok, here’s the ashtray. As spotted on a Lufthansa Boeing 737. Tweet
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Careful ladies, it’s lurking within!
Flipping through the pages of my favourite magazine, I stumbled across an advertisement for Halle Berry’s first scent. A beautiful picture of a beautiful woman. Admittedly, I don’t understand celebrity endorsed perfumes. I mean, who wants to smell like someone else? But what really caught my attention here was the claim: Continue reading
It’s daddy’s turn
Being a mum is a dirty business: Runny poos, stinky poos, small poos, big poos. We’ve seen it all, smelt it all and got over and done with it. So why is it, that our so called strong men make … Continue reading
The misbehaving husband
Just in case you thought a trip to the supermarket with kids would be exhausting… Thank you Derrick Soo at Net Buzz for spotting this! And I promise to leave him at home next time. As soon as my back … Continue reading
Alcohol can cause pregnancy
Ever wondered what got you into all that trouble? Tweet
Google Suggest has me cracking up
I love Google Suggest. Before you even typed in half of your query, Google ‘knows’ what you are after… Continue reading
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Hotsling baby carrier to give away. Attention: only for the seasoned user
Hotsling baby carrier to give away. Attention: only for the seasoned user
When I was pregnant with little L, I envisioned myself as one of those boho style mummies: long hair floating in the wind, wrapped in a poncho, baby L snugly propped into her baby pouch carrier. Continue reading
