Google Suggest has me cracking up

I love Google Suggest. Before you even typed in half of your query, Google ‘knows’ what you are after…

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.04.13Mum has certainly not gone to iceland!
Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.06.06And I want to see that yearbook!

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.07.58A cocktail? Oh yes! A drinky poo? WTF?!

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.13.57So we have 3 times alcohol, one therapy and one coffee suggestion. Do you really think a coffee SONG will do the trick?

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.17.28Where has the booze gone???

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.19.13Dear, if you want your mom to wash your underwear: don’t tell Google!

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.27.29How to get pregnant? Well, bees and birds and flowers…

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.29.50Yes, why DO babies have mothers? Don’t they come in single packs?

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.32.30

Was there a first internet? And what happened to #2 and 3?

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.35.01Ok. You can make your period stop by getting pregnant. For how to get pregnant, see above. You can tell that you are pregnant once your period stopped. And no, you are not going to lose weight fast.

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.38.03You? Why me?

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.41.30Hahaha.

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.42.51Women are moody, because men are selfish, unfaithful breast-obsessed bastards, you idiot!

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.45.01Wouldn’t you too turn into an obese cookie monster with a moody mum and an idiot dad?

Screen shot 2009-10-08 at 22.46.37Why do I get the feeling that babies have not been taking part in this survey?

This post was inspired by an article in the Daily Telegraph. Have a go at it yourself. I think it is hilarious!


  1. Very funny. I’m not sure I want to meet the Googling millions, though.

  2. So funny!! I love the Mammy wants to run away!! That was the inspiration for my blog, in fact I may consider changing the name to Mammy wants to run away!

  3. That was because of me, by the way, typing – Mummy needs alcohol… Mummy needs a drink… Mummy needs wine… over and over every day.

  4. Jee, I had to stop reading half way through as I burst out laughing (loud) at a rather inappropriate time and place!

  5. He He! Loved these!! What a great way to waste (I mean, spend) some time! May have to try it! And thank you so much for my Zombie Chicken award you lovely MM! Will be posting it up next week! x

  6. annonymous says

    There is a book called “Click” that talks about this sort of stuff. It’s rather interesting. It talks about how one can find out so much about people and society by tracking what they search for on the internet.

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