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A rock’n royal wedding

Once upon a time, there was a prince, a very patient girl and a wedding date.

The patient girl was said to have waited so long for her prince to pop the question, that once she had properly ball-and-chained the chap, she decided to let her hair down big time.

As soon as the pressure was off, she pulled her prince charming into a tight embrace and snogged him like she had never snogged anyone before.

The crowds went wild. A rush of love and affection swept everybody off their feet, hugs and kisses were exchanged between young and old, girlie and gay, big and small.

Here’s to you, William and Catherine. Have a wonderful day tomorrow and a wonderful life together as husband and wife.

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